There's so much more to the world than sitting in a classroom and pretending you care. Last night at Epic the infamous frog tranny was sitting at a small circular table by the window. Cameron and I needed an extra chair for our table. We asked him if anyone was using his extra chair, then he gestured over at it with his eyes. On top of the chair was a totem pole of two very content stuffed animal frogs. One of the frogs was part of his frog backpack and the second one looked like he had chopped off the head from a stuffed toy and pinned it to his backpack to join the other frog. Cameron and I just stood there staring at it. It was faced directly at this tranny as if it was a guest at a tea party. Frog Tranny sternly moved the totem pole from off the chair and allowed us to take the seat. I've never held back a laugh for so long. Then we went to say goodbye to Jake. His friend was cute and very engaging. I want to date a writer. Or maybe I just want to be one. I can't stop thinking about plastic surgery. If I don't get it within the next two years then I don't know what I'd do. I'm a sad sad person. I deleted my myspace again and I don't think I'll want it back for a long time. Its like a huge fucking mirror. You can't help but look...its always you you you you you you you you. I don't like myself enough to want to keep a profile, and I don't like other people enough to want to read theirs. Cameron thinks I'm ridiculous but I think he's even more ridiculous for having one and being on it so often. BBC Heaven.